Ballack's Agent Claims "A Bunch Of Straights" Responsible For Decline Of German Fashion Industry

By 季书恒

23 July 2010

Michael Becker, agent to injured Germany "hunk of manflesh" Michael Ballack, is the center of scandal again, after making comments to Berlin-based magazine Siegessäule that "German fashion is being ruined by a bunch of straights."

Becker reportedly told Siegessäule that "[there are] German designers who [would] rather tell an unbelievably beautiful woman she [was] unbelievably beautiful [than] to tell her she walks like a crippled duck and isn't fit to wear a soiled diaper, let alone [their] designs" and that some of them "have never even tried performing fellatio". He went on to say that "a good designer must see a man in a suit and want to devour him" and "see a woman [in a] dress and know that he has made a solid piece of wearable textile kunstobjekt [which] all the ugly kunst [sic] will rush out to buy".

He also added that he is allergic to seafood, which didn't seem particularly relevant, and promised to explain the connection between one's sexual orientation and one's ability to do anything—be it design clothes, play sports or place better than third in a World Cup—at some ill-defined future point in time.