Group A
South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Mexico draw the only three teams that didn't actually qualify for the World Cup.
Group B
Argentina, Greece, South Korea, Nigeria
Beef... lamb... dog... spam. Mmmm, spam.
Group C
England, United States, Algeria, Slovenia
Minor Threat sang that "Good Guys Don't Wear White." Which explains why all these crappy teams do.
Group D
Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana
With Serbia in the group, has anyone got the bottle to direct ethnic cleansing jokes at the Germans?
Group E
Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Is Cameroon famous for weird sex stuff? Does FGM count?
Group F
Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
What we're really looking forward to? Kiwis bringing "All Whites" tifo into post-Aparteid South Africa.
Group G
Brazil, North Korea, Côte d'Ivoire, Portugal
Yellow, Red, Orange, Purple. This group may be too much for South Africa's broadcast infrastructure.
Group H
Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile
Spain, Honduras, and Chile all speak the same language, which should make it easier for their fans to get together and make minaret-shaped costumes.
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