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25 July 2010
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:01:01
Hello, everybody! I'm very glad to be here to take your questions.
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:01:22
I was told there'd be pizza.
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:01:38
There is no pizza. I am ready to answer your questions!
Julio Cesarito: San Nicolás, 17:01:39
Pizza! Pizza!
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:02:47
Um, well, we have some exciting transfer news. American lefthack Jonathan Bornstein will be joining Tigres following the close of the MLS regular season.
Jesus Ruiz: San Nicolás, 17:03:01
Pizza! Pizza! He's the pizza!
Dirk Sánchez: Dallas, TX 17:03:21
Regular season! Not deep dish!
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:04:00
No, no, no. Look, I assure you, no matter how flat his runs out of the back or his mother may be, Jonathan
Bornstein is not a pizza.
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:22:01
He's not a pizza? But he's... he's something funny, right?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:22:37
Well, he is a Jew. They're funny. Or else they go into law.
Jesus Ruiz: San Nicolás, 17:23:19
So what's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:25:26
A Jew is a follower of Judaism, or a person of Hebrew descent, whereas a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually round bread base covered with tomato sauce, cheese and various additional toppings.
Jesus Ruiz: San Nicolás, 17:26:02
But are Jews baked?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:26:16
The two who write for FOUL often are.
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:26:44
Can you put Jews in an oven?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:27:19
You can, but it's a terrible, terrible crime against humanity.
Jesus Ruiz: San Nicolás, 17:28:01
So what's the difference between putting a Jew in an oven and Domino's Pizza?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:28:41
Domino's Pizza is still illegal in Saudi Arabia.
MMAKillah: Columbus, OH, 17:29:12
But it's legal to fuck sheep there?
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:29:51
Jonathan Bornstein fucks sheep?
Jesus Ruiz Everything: San Nicolás, 17:30:31
No way, esé, he plays for Chivas. He fucks nanny goats!
MMAKillah: Columbus, OH, 17:31:09
Are we getting a goat?
Dirk Sánchez: Dallas, TX 17:31:11
We're getting Bornstein, aren't we?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:31:42
I await your Tigres-related questions.
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:31:58
Can I get goat meat on my pizza?
MMAKillah: Columbus, OH, 17:31:59
I think it's only legal to fuck female sheep in Saudi Arabia.
Jesus Ruiz: San Nicolás, 17:32:37
Yeah, they'll hang you if you fuck a ram.
MayorOfLove: Portland, OR, 17:32:43
What's the age of consent there?
I.P. Freely: San Nicolás, 17:34:08
Like my cousin.
Rafa García: San Nicolás, 17:34:51
Your cousin's A.J. Feeley?
MMAKillah: Columbus, OH, 17:35:22
Does he fuck sheep?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:35:27
I am here, awaiting your questions.
Kaneda Sumiko: Tokyo, Japan 17:35:41
Will Tigres also be signing David Beckham or Brad Pitt in the foreseeable future?
I.P. Freely: San Nicolás, 17:35:42
Probably. He lives in St. Louis.
I.P. Freely: San Nicolás, 17:35:51
Or did you mean my cousin?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:36:21
Tigres is a serious football club. We therefore only sign actual football players.
Kaneda Sumiko: Tokyo, Japan 17:36:53
But Chicago signed Nery Castillo!
Dirk Sánchez: Dallas, TX 17:37:17
Like the man said. Serious football clubs.
Kaneda Sumiko: Tokyo, Japan 17:37:55
And Shue!
MMAKillah: Columbus, OH, 17:37:56
Wait, wait, your cousin got hanged for fucking a male sheep?
Dirk Sánchez: Dallas, TX 17:38:00
Is your cousin Giuseppe Rossi?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:38:05
I am here, awaiting your Tigres-related questions.
MMAKillah: Columbus, OH, 17:38:26
Son, we're trying to have an adult conversation about what happens to people who get caught having sex with sheep.
MMAKillah: Columbus, OH, 17:38:27
Cuz, I like, know this guy...
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:40:01
But I am the Tigres manager!
Dirk Sánchez: Dallas, TX 17:40:02
You know what I heard? When Giuseppe Rossi was watching Italy-New Zealand, on TV, he watched it with a
bunch of guys from New Zealand, because he's a TRAITOR.
Rafa García: San Nicolás, 17:40:36
Yeah, and then when Italy lost, he was all like "fuck all youse" and they were all like "yes, yes we do", except with shifted vowels.
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Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:41:21
I am here, awaiting your Tigres-related questions. If you have no question related to Tigres, I will leave.
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:41:22
HAHAHAHA. I mean, JAJAJAJAJA. Wait, didn't Italy tie New Zealand?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:41:59
We have PIZZA!
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:42:00
Really?
Dirk Sánchez: Dallas, TX 17:42:01
Really?
Jesus Ruiz: San Nicolás, 17:42:02
Really?!!
Julio Cesarito: San Nicolás, 17:42:03
Pizza? Pizza!
Jane Díez: San Nicolás, 17:42:04
O Rly?
Kool-Aid Man Jonestown, Guyana 17:42:05
O YEAH!
Rafa García: San Nicolás, 17:42:06
Really?
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:42:07
REALLY?
Kaneda Sumiko: Tokyo, Japan 17:42:08
Rearry?
MayorOfLove: Portland, OR, 17:42:09
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I.P. Freely San Nicolás, 17:42:10
I was in the bathroom. What'd I miss?
Ricardo Ferretti: San Nicolás, 17:42:40
No. We just have Bornstein. He'll arrive next fall.
Rafa García: San Nicolás, 17:43:11
Or he's free?
Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:43:21
Man, I wanted pizza!
Dirk Sánchez: Dallas, TX 17:44:01
And some cerveza. I could really wrap my lips around a Sam Adams right about now.
MayorOfLove: Portland, OR, 17:44:05
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Alessio López: San Nicolás, 17:44:39
Man, if his form's even gone cold by the time he gets here....
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