I Make Stupid, Hurtful Jokes Based On The Assumption That Any Man Who Takes Care Of His Hair Is Gay

By 季书恒

6 July 2010

Suárez: We made the semis! Let's have sex to celebrate!
Forlán: But you're a guy!
Suárez: And you're a guy. But Uruguay!
Forlán: Uruguay? Uruguay! You're a gay!
Suárez: And you're a gay! Hooray! Hooray for Uruguay! Where every guy is gay!
Forlán: Hooray for Uruguay! Hooray!

(Uruguay: Where no one's ever circumcised, cuz every guy's a ghoy. Happy... happy... joy!)

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