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(August 23, 2009)
Will the Red Bulls have to face Obama's Death Commission? According to at least one member of the team, it's a possibility worth fighting against.
Red Bulls midfielder Luke Sassano ferociously attacked New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg on Wednesday over the proposed reforms to America's ailing health-care system.
"If Obama's Islamo-fascist socialism is executed, our health care system would institute Death Commissions that would murder those who are deemed a burden on society. And if the Red Bulls were gone, THEN what would I do for a living?"
"That kind of power should not be wielded by a government bureaucrat," Sassano continued. "I like it better the way it is now. Now we have an Austrian autocrat who could, at any moment, decide whether Red Bull New York lives or dies, but who prefers not to give a shit one way or the other."
After brandishing his m16 assault rifle in full view of the senator, bumping violently against a camerawoman, and tackling a Democrat in the crowd from behind (Red Card, 55th Minute), Sassano was escorted from the auditorium by a cordon of police officers who, unlike the Red Bulls defense, actually knew how to get goal-side of an opponent.
When asked to respond to FOUL, Sassano said, "Off the record (Yeah, right! –Eds), I don't really know or care that much about healthcare, but when you make $34,000 in New York, you need all the help you can get, and these right-wing extremists are very, very generous."
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