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How Narrow is the Field at CAB? Science to the Rescue!

By 季书恒

(May 27, 2009/Kansas City, Kansas MissouriKansas) Satellite images from both DigitalGlobe and QuickBird confirm that the field at Community Area Ballpark is really, really narrow. But just how narrow is it? Compare with this SEM image of a tapeworm. CAB is narrower!

All those idiots from New York and Seattle and wherever have science on their side!

Now on to more practical matters. It is way too hot right now. Could some more of you start hijacking cargo ships? Maritime piracy's supposed to take care of things like record heat waves.

 
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