How Narrow is the Field at CAB? Science to the Rescue!

By 季书恒

(May 27, 2009/Kansas City, Kansas MissouriKansas) Satellite images from both DigitalGlobe and QuickBird confirm that the field at Community Area Ballpark is really, really narrow. But just how narrow is it? Compare with this SEM image of a tapeworm. CAB is narrower!

All those idiots from New York and Seattle and wherever have science on their side!

Now on to more practical matters. It is way too hot right now. Could some more of you start hijacking cargo ships? Maritime piracy's supposed to take care of things like record heat waves.

Major League Soccer Parody? Expansion parody? Loudmouthed or laughable players? Celebrity MLS fans to mock? Largescale fan attacks? Pictures of players caught smoking, drinking, partying, or with their gonads caught in vacuum cleaners? Totally making shit up? We are a discriminating repository of any and all MLS-related parody!

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