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Robbie Keane Caught in Dublin Night Club with Fag
by Ji Shuheng

Foireann náisiúnta sacair
--No, they can't speak English like the rest of the world

(Dublin) Irish national team captain Robbie Keane was caught smoking a fag* in the wee hours of this morning in a Dublin-area night club, in clear violation of Dublin's new anti-smoking legislation. He was immediately asked to extinguish the strand** and the Garda*** were in no way involved, but reporting about utter non-incidents still makes FOUL more credible than most English newspapers' coverage of high-profile footballers during their off hours.

* That's English!

** That's also English

*** Okay, that's not; it's Irish for "pigs"

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