Is this stuff real?
Of course! Ok, mostly, no. Just that bit about Steve Nicol being a pedophile.

Do you guys like football, you know, American football?
We like Jim Everett.  That's about it.

How do I submit stuff?
If you have some work that you think will meet our high editorial standards, you can email it to FOUL@FOUL-USA.com.  We promise nothing and reserve the right to edit the crap out of, or into, your work.

How often is this site updated?
FOUL's writers work around the clock every day but Christmas, but our Design Team is a lazy bastard. 

How do I contact your lawyer?
FOUL's high-powered legal division is at a team-building retreat in the Catskills this week.  Try again at a later date.