To field all four of United's strike-force - Ron and Tevez providing width with Roo in the hole behind the Devil-with-the-face-of-an-Angel (and with young Welbeck on the bench in reserve) could scare the bejaysus out of opposition defences, and perhaps perform the time-honoured trick of all the legendary title-winning sides, that of defeating the opposition psychologically before kick-off upon them reading the team-sheet and realising that Ronaldo-Rooney-Berbatov-Tevez will be able to break simultaneously, to devastating effect. Look through the current United side and you've got quality and strength-in-depth pretty much everywhere...except out wide. Tosic? He's still a newbie rookie. Nani? When he learns to pass, cross and shoot, he'll be a decent player. Anyone who's seen Fletcher play wide will know that he has all the pinpoint accuracy of Dick Cheney with a twelve-bore. That just leaves The Diva Diver - who himself is less a winger than a free-role forward, and who rarely if ever (if Evra!) races to the byline and whips in crosses - being more likely to be the recipient of a cross than the provider. Hence why he leaves it to Evra more often than not to perform the duties that by rights should be tackled by a winger first and a full-back second. Giggs has played centrally all season, for were he to venture wide, each of his thirty-five years would ensure his spell on the pitch - not to mention his ability to cast spells on the pitch - would peter out quicker than Barry McGuigan's "singing" 'career'. What, you didn't know he'd tried his hand at the ol' pop malarkey after the boxing went tits-up? There's a reason for that, la.